It’s nights like these where I realize how much I really love and need my friends.
I’m very lucky.
5/30 00:19 - 5 notes
I like to sing-a about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a.
Just saw a post I made a while back about the irregularity of my digestive system. I think you’ll all be happy to know that since that post was made, my digestive system has returned to normal functionality.
You’re welcome.
5/26 21:13 - 3 notes
I’m sorry, but most of you sound like belligerent idiots.
5/14 23:23 - 4 notes
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
5/14 22:20 - blainegotback - 138,729 notes
4/29 13:49 - thefuuuucomics - 18,925 notes
At school all the computers have inspirational quotes as the wallpapers but the other day I just decided to change it to this.
4/29 13:25 - k8ry - 9 notes
- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
4/22 23:34 - beanscream - 98,738 notes
4/21 23:58 - wittering-on - 16,637 notes
